You Might Be a God If...

Money might make some people feel powerful, but those feelings are just childish compared to holding a mighty 16" Luminglas Plasma Star. At over a foot wide and a quarter-inch thick, you'd need two hands to hold this plasma light, and hey, sometimes the uncontrollable nature of lightning needs some careful handling. Plug it in and watch the star light create its own universe of blue or white bolts that seem to penetrate every available space. Set it up on the built-in stand, and on sound activation mode, and watch the contents of the 16" Luminglas Plasma Star shriek and jump with every thunderous "muwhaha" you can muster-- because, you know, gods do that sorta thing.