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So you want a nifty, interesting and yet durable wallet, you say? Here ya go: the Airmail Mighty Wallet! Made of the same material as express mail envelopes, this billfold wallet is tear-resistant, water-resistant, expandable and, yes, recyclable. Its design resists tearing with plastic fibers spun together in random patterns, so it needs no stitches for reinforcements. Unlike other wallets, time only stretches the mighty wallet to adapt to your needs in a pocket wallet and also includes 2 interior pockets, 2 inward facing credit card pockets (holding approx. 16 cards), and 2 quick access business card pockets. So you get novelty AND function with an Airmail Mighty Wallet!