Outer space goes in yer space!

We come in mitts... oven mitts, that is! This Greetings Earthling! Oven Mitt brings the alien into your home with a hot mitt made from 100% polyester, the outer back from 100% neoprene, and liner from 100% nylon. This freakish sight fits your hand oh-so-snugly. See? So aliens can't be that scary when they actually protect your hands from burns! Just be sure to always use the black side for gripping. And be sure to remind yourself that this is only a Greetings Earthling! Oven Mitt, not the beginning of a global alien takeover!