Rise and Shine, Indeed

How do you divert your attention away from a Pole Dancer Music Alarm Clock? Well, that's the thing: it's an alarm clock, so you've previously set it to wake you up at a specific time with easy-to-use buttons and an LCD display. And it plays dance music. And it lights up. Oh, and did we mention the blonde pole dancer who twirls to both effects? Impossible to ignore for more reasons than one! So you can justify your purchase by reasoning that this Pole Dancer Music Alarm Clock functions just as it's supposed to, even if there is a half-naked woman involved!