What's in a name?

Shock and awe. That's what. The aptly named Shock-A-lots are extremely addictive, mouth watering, brain smacking candy-coated chocolate covered coffee beans. They taste phenomenal and they do precisely what they are supposed to do - they introduce a caffeinated shock to your system. Perfectly sized to fit in your pocket or your LAN bag, Shock-A-Lots might be just what the world needs. Oh, and more Ninjas.

Your choice of either one or four 1-ounce packs. Five to six beans contain the caffeine equivalent of 120 milligrams of caffeine! Woohoo! That makes these percolating puppies positively potent! So ingest in moderation or be prepared for Melted Mind Syndrome with occasional bouts of Wack Attacks and Muscle Quakes.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
-- Popular Usenet Sig