| It's for Romance.
A date. You have a date. At 3am, your time, you are going to be meeting the hottest virtual elf you could ever imagine at the tavern near the river down by the flatulent dwarf's armor shop. But you need at least get a little sleep beforehand or you won't be able to work the next day, which means you won't be able to pay the bills, which means no more high speed connection. All you have to do is set your Sonic Boom Love Clock's alarm and plug in the bed shaker. You'll be up in time, trust us. How can we be so sure? One word: volume!
The Sonic Boom Love Clock has an adjustable volume alarm with a maximum loudness of 113 decibels (just for reference, a jackhammer is about 100 decibels!) Add the bed shaker attachment does just what you think it would. Slip it under your mattress and your ears will bleed and your bed will shake, and there is no way you will oversleep and miss your date. And...if you ever get a real date (or just need a massage) you can turn off the audible alarm and just let the bed shaker do its thing. The Love Clock is also a great secondary alarm clock. Like Commissioner Gordon had a special phone to call Batman, this could be the clock to remind you when it's time for love! |
