A Lip Smacking Buzz

Developed by an Alaskan Police Officer, who needed both quality lip balm for the cold and the ability to stay awake during long shifts, Spazzstick is the world's only caffeinated lip balm. Spazzstick is made in a vast underground volcano lair by the busy hands of industrious worker trolls in a beautiful little Eskimo Village called Kaktovik, AK, by the inventor of Spazzstick and his hordes of worker trolls in a vast underground volcano lair.

Why trolls? Trolls are hard workers, require very few benefits, and are never late to work, mainly because they never go home. The direct result is that the minions work hard and pass the savings on to you. We have found that trolls are sanitary, dependable, hard-working people who have thus far been able to produce nothing but the highest quality, caffeinated lip balms that the world has ever seen.