What the...?!

You won't ever forget "Talking TP" - the Talking Toilet Paper Holder. You don't expect to get a message or wisecrack about your, ahem, business, but you'll hear it whenever the toilet spindle moves. Powered simply by 2 'AAA' batteries (and a sense of humor), you can record a personal message of up to 6 seconds long! Are the jokes too endless to choose? Then pick from a preset library of phrases. An off/on button allows you save that precious battery life for when you'll really need it-- like right before your Aunt Helga wants to use the little girls room. Just make sure that she can take a joke because the Talking TP bathroom prank is pretty much begging for some toilet humor!