Thieves are looking for your precious cargo to steal, but you're just carrying a matted padded envelope-- or so they think. The Undercover Secret Laptop Sleeve protects your laptop with lush red silk lining and creates a super-deceptive appearance of being something, well, much less pricey than a laptop. Consider its shabby exterior, a surprisingly durable Tyvek material that is waterproof, tear-proof, and writable. The laptop cover also has a foam construction, making it shockproof as well-- while still deceptively concealing its contents. And this envelope seems to have been opened numerous times, but actually uses adjustable Velcro closures to fit multiple laptop sizes. So what's it gonna be, a space under your arm where your laptop was or an Undercover Secret Laptop Sleeve?