| Here comes another great "Bond" Gadget! Right out of the movies comes
this hand held unit!
Can you handle the truth? The De-FIB-ulator is the first hand-held voice tension
detector. It!|s certain to add a little fun to your life.
Imagine the fun you!|ll have when you show off the deFIBulator at your next
party. Use it for a game of truth or dare and you!|ll see who!|s being honest
and who!|s not. The DeFIBulator is destined to be the most talked about new
novelty product this year. After extensive research and development in labs
in Singapore, Spion has developed the first generation of the DeFIBulator hand-held
voice tension detector. The DeFIBulator utilizes voice tension technology to
measure varying degrees of vibration in the voice. These vibrations are caused
by the user going from a state of calm, to being a little nervous as you would
when you lie. Even an F.B.I. polygraph isn!|t 100% accurate but after extensive
testing, the DeFIBulator was shown to have a 65% accuracy rate. It can even
be connected to your cell phone! As a matter of fact, because of the digital
connection it will actually be much more accurate.
To train the DeFIBulator to the human voice, ask your subject 3 yes/no questions
and then record the voice to establish a baseline. Then ask the real yes/no
questions and watch the figure on the screen. !§Demonochio!|s!‥ nose will grow
and his horns will appear. The greater the tension in the voice, the longer
his nose and horns will be. The DeFIBulator is to be used for amusement only
and is guaranteed to be the life of the party.
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