The Grass Is Greener Under My Weiner Doormat

$19.95

It's Always Greener

Keep 'em all jealous with this pun-ny The Grass Is Greener Under My Wiener Doormat. Yes, you read right: make them green with envy with this dachsund-decorated welcome mat. Tell your guests to wipe their paws on the olefin material and see if they take the hint... that you dislike dirt in your home. What did you think we meant? One of these cool doormats also cleans easily with a hose and brush, so your wiener requires minimal maintenance. The Grass Is Greener Under My Wiener Doormat... It suuuuure is.

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